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Recommended
Diatonic Harmonicas
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Harmonica;
Keys G-F#
$29.99
Hohner 1896/20 Marine Band Harmonica, Low and High
Pitches;
Low D-F# & High G
$29.99
Hohner 365 Steve Baker Special Harmonica; Keys A-C
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$59.99
Hohner 532/20 Blues Harp Harmonica; Keys G-F#
$31.95
Hohner 542/20 Blues Harp Harmonica Pack
with Case and Belt;
Keys G, A, B, C. D, E, F
$149.99
Hohner 532/20 Blues Harp Harmonica Pack
with Case and Belt;
Keys G, A, B, C. D, E, F
$149.99
Hohner 54/64 Echo Harmonica; Keys C & G
$74.99
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Harmonica Players Jokes
We found this at some message board
and figured we would share it here, so that it isn't lost forever.
| Q. |
Why do dogs howl when harmonica players play?
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| A. |
They're trying to tell them how the song goes.
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| Q. |
What do you call a harmonica players accompanist?
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| A. |
Fido. |
| Q. |
What do the best harmonica players have in common?
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| A. |
They all suck about half of the time. |
| Q. |
What do you call a harmonica player who doesn't
step all over the singer's lines? |
| A. |
Deceased |
| Q. |
What do you say at the end of a great harmonica
solo? |
| A. |
Thank God. |
| Q. |
How many harmonica players does it take to screw in
a light bulb? |
| A. |
Five. One to screw it in and four to determine if
it should be in straight or cross position. |
| Q. |
How Many
Harmonic Players Does it take to change a light bulb? |
| A. |
Don't worry about the changes
man,
Just blow! |
| Q. |
How many harp players does it
take to change a light bulb? |
| A. |
Five. One to change the bulb and
four to contemplate how Little Walter would have done it. |
| Q. |
How many Harmonica Players does
it take to change a light bulb? |
| A. |
Only one, but he'll go through a
whole box of bulbs before he finds the right one. |
| Q. |
How many Harp Players does it
take to change a light bulb? |
| A. |
None--they just steal somebody
else's light. |
| Q. |
What do you call a harmonica player who says he
knows what notes he's playing? |
| A. |
A Liar |
| Q. |
Why do harmonica players say they play a "harp"?
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| A. |
So you won't think they play a "harmonica" or
Harmonica is a four syllable word. |
| Q. |
Which is better: electric guitar or harmonica?
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| A. |
Electric guitar. You can't beat a harmonica player
to death with a harmonica. |
| Q. |
What do you call a harmonica player in a brand new
suit? |
| A. |
Dearly departed. |
| Q. |
How do you know there's a harp player at your front
door? |
| A. |
He doesn't know when to come in and he can't find
the key. |
| Q. |
How to harmonica players traditionally greet each
other? |
| A. |
"Hi. I'm better than you." |
| Q. |
What do you call a groupie who hangs around and
annoys musicians? |
| A. |
A harmonica player. |
| Q. |
What is the difference between a harmonica and a
'57 Chevy? |
| A. |
You can tune a '57 Chevy. |
| Q. |
If you threw a guitar player and a harmonica player
off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? |
| A. |
The guitar player. The harp would have to stop
halfway down to ask what key they're in. |
| Q. |
How do you get a
harp player to play softer? |
| A. |
Give him some sheet music. |
| Q. |
What do a vacuum cleaner and an amplified harmonica
player have in common. |
| A. |
Both suck more when you plug them in. |
| Q. |
What does it mean when a harmonica player is
drooling out both sides of his mouth? |
| A. |
The stage is level. |
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These two harmonica players walk past a bar...
Well, it could happen! |
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A
blues musician dies and goes to heaven. He is told "Hey man, welcome!
You have been elected to the Blues All-Stars of Heaven--right up there with
Muddy and the Wolf and
Freddy King, all the greats.
We have a gig tonight. Only one problem--God gets to
play harmonica." |
| Q. |
What does a harp player do in his life's most
tender moments? |
| A. |
He puts his reverb on "slow". |
| Q. |
Why were vintage guitar amplifiers invented?
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| A. |
So
the harp player would have a place to put his beer. |
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A Guitar Player says to his wife, "Oh, baby, I can
play you just like my guitar."
His wife replies, "I'd rather have you play me like
a harmonica!" |
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There was a certain bartender who was quite famous
for being able to accurately guess people's IQs. One night a man walked in
and talked to him briefly and the bartender said, "Wow! You must have an IQ
of about 140! You should meet this guy over here." So they talked for a
while about nuclear physics and existential philosophy and had a great time.
A second man walked in and soon the bartender has
guessed about a 90 IQ for him. So he sat him down in front of the big-screen
TV and he watched football with the other guys and had a hell of a time.
Then a third man stumbled in and talked to the
bartender for a while. The bartender said to himself, "Jeez! I think this
guy's IQ must be about 29!" He took him over to a man sitting at a little
table back in the corner and said, "You might enjoy talking with this guy
for a while."
After the bartender left, the man at the table said,
"So, do you play Cross or Straight harp?" |
| Q. |
Why don't
Guitar players suffer from piles (haemorrhoids)? |
| A. |
Because all the assholes are playing harmonicas.
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| Q. |
What's the difference between a Guitar and a
Harmonica? |
| A. |
No-one minds if you spill beer on a Harmonica.
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This harmonica player dies and goes to heaven.
There's a long line at the pearly gates, and some dude is going around
telling folks in line that they can check out Hell while they are waiting
for their spot by just going over to the red elevator over there (points).
"You know, if you don't like it, just get back on the elevator and come back
up." so, the guy thinks to himself, "hey, gotta check it out...maybe it
ain't so bad after all." so over he goes, gets into the elevator and down he
goes... the elevator stops, he gets out and the Devil himself is there to
show him around. So, off they go and pretty soon, he's thinking to himself
that maybe this ain't so bad after all...they stop in at a nightclub, and
there's a great little band inside who's playing their asses off. He spots
some famous folks he knows... "Hey, ain't that
Little Walter over there?" They leave, and he finally asks the Devil,
"Wow, those cats were smokin'. This place is great! But one thing... there's
got to be a catch to this...What is it?" The Devil turns to him and says,
quite matter-of-factly, "No solos." |
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Recommended
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Hohner 980/40 Koch Chromatic Harmonica;
Keys C & G
$79.99
Hohner 260/40 Chromonica;
Key C
$109.98
Hohner 268/78 Double Bass-Extended Harmonica
$849.99
Shure SM58 Mic
$99.99
Shure SM57 and SM58 Microphone Package
$669.99
Fender Blues Deluxe Reissue 40W 1x12" Combo Amp
$699.99
Boss GT-8 Guitar Multi Effects Processor
$445.00
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Will
Griffin